AISubs v3.7
How are you doing, guys?
I'm good, and you?
I'm looking forward to it!
Let's do it!
The first S-1 Grand Prix!
(clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)
Let's go go go go go go go go go go!
It's not fun at all!
Not fun at all!
Too bad.
This time, we'll have a serious
"Screaming One Grand Prix".
It's been 23 or 24 years since we had a kid.
(laughs)
What? What? What?
I think four people were like...
Waaaah
and their faces were like...
We want to teach our kids
how to scream,
and who can scream the best this time.
In that room over there,
we've prepared a bunch of bad kids.
We'll go to each of them and scream
and see who can scream the best.
Shall we go in order?
You're talking a lot today.
Oh!
Can you hear me?
Oh!
(laughs)
It's like I'm going to hit the engine.
(laughs)
Okay, Tetsuya-san.
I'll go first.
Oh!
Go ahead.
Is it okay?
Okay, should we go in this order?
Sure.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Oh!
Oh, I haven't studied enough.
I'm hungry.
I'm going to eat a little and rest.
(knock on door)
Imemoru,
I'm late for class.
Don't come in without permission!
Hey, hey.
You're not a paramedic, are you?
Are you a mentalist?
Why?
Well...
I know, I know.
You're in junior high school.
Don't make it up on your own.
Drink some beer.
The law that humans have come up with...
is not perfect because humans are not perfect.
It's not about following the law.
Everyone has their own way of growing up.
That's what I think.
What?
I don't understand what you're saying.
You don't have to understand it now.
There will be a time when you will understand it someday.
Just live the way you like.
But...
I can't overlook this.
I'll take this.
It's a promise with my dad.
One step a day.
Is this okay?
Are you going to study?
My dad doesn't study.
I got one.
One.
I got one.
I'm going to tell my mom.
Get out of here.
I'm going to study.
This is a video of you sucking up to a minor.
That's weird.
We were in the same class.
I'm going home tomorrow.
This looks hard.
It's harder than I thought.
He's not going to continue studying.
He's definitely going to continue studying.
My big brother is like this.
Don't come in here.
Stop it.
Let me down.
Stop it.
Let me down.
How old are you?
I'm 15 years old.
You're 15 years old.
How old were you when you started studying?
I'm 15 years old.
You're not 15 years old.
You're 20 years old.
Let me down.
Take off your hat.
Don't take off your hat at home.
Take off your hat.
Don't touch the calculator!
I'm not taking it off.
Don't say "calculator" to me!
I'm not taking off my hat.
Don't say "calculator" in a loud voice.
Take a seat.
I don't need a calculator!
You don't have a single text book.
What's wrong with the text book?
You have a text book.
This is a manga!
What's this?
This is a running man!
I want to do boxing.
You want to do boxing?
Go and do boxing!
Are you tired?
Don't smoke!
You'll lose your stamina.
Am I wrong?
Stop it!
Don't hit me with a plastic string.
It's not a string. It's a sword!
Promise me.
Promise me to be a man.
Promise me you'll be a man.
Until you're 20 years old.
Promise me.
Do you understand?
You're lying.
You'll lose your stamina.
One more time.
What are you doing?
Hey!
Be careful.
You're too strong.
I'm not strong.
Yumemaru won't listen to me at all.
He won't listen to me at all.
I'll beat you up with a vinyl sword.
I'll beat you up.
Cigarettes?
Yes.
Do you want me to drop it?
This is a reward for you.
Thank you.
It's a reward for you.
What did you do in the track and field?
I didn't go to the track and field anymore.
Did you quit?
I ran away.
What are you going to do from now on?
I'm going to school at night.
Is that so?
Why did you smoke cigarettes?
You recommended me to smoke cigarettes.
You are cool.
Cigarettes are cool.
You are cool.
You are cool, too.
Can you ride a motorcycle?
You are disgusting.
Your socks are black.
You!
I'm sorry.
Promise me.
Girls don't smoke.
That's right.
Girls can smoke as much as they like after they grow up.
But you are cool.
Girls can be popular.
Girls can't be popular.
Girls are cool.
But you are still in junior high school.
That's why girls can be popular.
Do you understand?
Cigarettes and alcohol are no good for you.
All right.
Good luck with your training.
Can I use a vinyl sword next time?
You!
I didn't know you went to a night school.
I didn't know you went to a family school.
You are getting older and older.
But I'll say something to you at the end of the video.
Be careful of that.
I want you to say something to me.
Thank you.
Hey!
What's that?
Stop it.
Hey, what's this?
Cigarette.
Are you drinking beer?
Yes.
I know you are not old enough to smoke and drink beer.
You learned it in school, didn't you?
I didn't go there.
Listen up.
The rule of society is the rule of XXXX.
That law...
Sometimes it doesn't make sense.
Cigarette and beer are important laws to protect you.
Why did you start smoking and drinking?
Because of you.
Of course.
Do you want to be cool?
You don't have to do that. You are cool enough.
I went to see your track and field competition.
You were running so hard.
You were so cool.
My dad was there.
Yes, but you became a ghost.
You are working hard and you are cool.
That's what I thought.
You shouldn't do that.
You don't have to do that, but you are cool.
Work hard at track and field and show me you are cooler.
When you are 20 years old and you can drink and smoke, I will go out and drink with you.
You should be patient.
Do your homework.
Bye-bye.
Can I quit school tomorrow?
What are you doing?
You have a strong habit.
I don't have that kind of habit.
The first round of staff competition is over.
We have some bad junior high school students here.
I would like you to name people who you honestly think you are.
Dobei is a bad kid maker.
Please announce the 3rd place.
The 3rd place is...
Ryo!
I'm glad I can make kids.
He asked me for a reason, but I think he's a little too kind.
Please announce the 2nd place.
The 2nd place is...
Toshimitsu!
He's like my dad, Toshimitsu.
Oh, really?
But you're still bad at it.
Please announce the 1st place.
The 1st place is...
Zakun!
I'm gonna put a bullet in you!
You're gonna die!
I'm glad I came here to watch a track and field competition.
I think it was a love-hate relationship.
I think it was a love-hate anger.
By the way, I'm...
I'm the worst.
No way!
I told you to suck it up.
Well, this time it was a convincing win.
Next time...
Well...
What's next time?
Well...
The ending is really boring.
What's wrong with you?
Where did you go with the opening?
The opening was a bit of a drag.
A bit of a drag.
A bit of a drag, but not a drag.
We basically don't have a second episode.
That's right.
So now, Nezuya-kun is not allowed to go out with children.
That's right!
That's right! You can't go out with children!
Let me retire!
Next time, we'll end with a high schooler who made a child.
Goodbye.